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Humor - Top Ten Surprises on Bill Gates' Tax Return

Somehow, CNET's spies caught a glimpse of Mr. Microsoft's return before it reached the IRS...

10. Listed occupation as "Most Beneficent Boss/Chieftain/Emperor-for-Life and Overlord of the Democracy"

9. Has nasty habit of rounding down to nearest 100 million

8. Wrote off $10 spent at Supercuts as professional expense

7. Charitable contribution: $150 million to the "Save Steve Jobs's Job Foundation"

6. Claimed some guy named "Bob" as a dependent

5. Filing for an extension--lost tax return when MS Money crashed

4. Itemized travel deduction: $1.75 to replace tie ruined by cream pie incident

3. Real first name: Darth

2. Taxpayer ID contains three 6s in a row. Coincidence?

1. Tax on one day's capital gains is more than your annual salary

Contributed by: Anonymous
Sunday, August 24, 2003


Last Modified: Thursday, August 28, 2003 08:26.

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