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Humor - You Know You're From Connecticut If
- You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
- You never went to a bar in high school.
- You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84.
- You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm
- You actually thought that Hartford was big
- You or someone you know has attended UCONN
- You drive a JETTA
- You still think that the Whalers are cool.
- You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.
- There is a farm within miles of your house
- You thought bars were really for people over 21
- Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year.
- You don't have an accent when you talk
- You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
- You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired.
- UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
- You have deer in your backyard.
- You didn't drink or do drugs until 10th grade.
- You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state.....
- Your best friend went to Central, Western, Eastern and finally Manchester Community College.
- Your mom works at Travelers and your dad works at Pratt and Whitney.
- You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
- You go to Riverside at least once a summer
- Your parents actually care about the Governor, the Patriots coming to Hartford, the lights at Christmas in Hartford & Channel 3 news.
- You have a UCONN flag outside of your house year round
- You thought New Jersey was a toxic waste dump
- You hang out at Denny's
- You've partied at bonfires
- You have at least one friend with a pickup
- You think everyone works tobacco in the summer
- You think Old Lyme is a shore town
- You've been to Cape Cod
- You think the Connecticut River is endless
- The town Diner is the only place open after midnight.
- You have at least 4 friends who drive Jeep Grand Cherokees
- You root for all the New York sports teams
- If anybody asks, you're from just outside of New York.
- You've never looked at a public bus schedule
- You have both girlfriends and guyfriends with the same name as you.
- You go to the diner late night to post party.
- You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen
- You can proudly tell an outsider about Nutmeg.
- You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
- You have said... " I'm in a good location... Between both Boston and New York."
- You can carry on a conversation about Mike Liut, Torrie Robertson, and the Brass Bonanza.
- You have to explain Cow Tipping to people from out of state.
- When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every poor / homeless person you see.
- You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
- You can name all the members of the UCONN men's and women's basketball teams.
- You still can't find your way in Hartford (except for that bar area near Union Station.)
- You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
Last Modified: Friday, July 23, 2004 08:21.
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