Humor - Blow Calibration for New Fighters

1. "I am not even sure that touched me."

2. "I am not sure that touched me, and if it did I KNOW it's no good."

3. "I am sure that touched me, and I know it's no good."

4. "I am sure that hit me, and I know it's no good."

5. "That hit me. It was marginal but I don't want this person walking away thinking I am a goon."

6. "That hit me. Not perfect- but I can't deny that it's worthy."

7. "That hit me. Not perfect- but it's worthy!"

8. "Well struck!"

9. "Wow! I hope I don't hit that hard!"

10. "OH MY GOD- MY EARS! OWWW!"

Contributed by: Anonymous
Friday, July 23, 2004

Last Modified: Friday, July 23, 2004 09:31.


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	Editor's Note: From my good friend Kveld'Ulfr - "Here's a blow calibration scale that seems to make a lot of sense and may help some of the new fighters." It may not be 100% intended as humor, but the upper ranges are funny (in the abstract, at least).