Humor - M'Lord, Methinks Your Lightbulb Is Extinguished

Q: How many knights does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "SQUIRE!"

Q: How many squires does it take?
A: Three. One to change it, and two to make sure his knight is looking.

Q: How many stick jocks does it take?
A: Two. One to swing at the bulb, and the other to call it light.

Q: How many apprentices?
A: Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write her in for a laurel in illumination.

Q: How many pelicans does it take?
A: Hey, didn't that lightbulb used to be burned out?

Q: How many dukes does it take?
A: Only one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.

Contributed by: Anonymous
Sunday, March 23, 2003

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