Humor - The Little Dragon or I Know I'm a Rennie

A man was crossing a road one day when a small dragon called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the dragon, and put it in his pocket. The dragon spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero". The man took the dragon out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The dragon spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week". The man took the dragon out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The dragon then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn be back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want!" Again the man took the dragon out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the little dragon asked, "What's the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me? The man said, "Look, I'm a rennie. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking dragon is cool!"

Contributed by: Lady Rhubarb
Thursday, August 28, 2003

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