Humor - Top Ten Ways To Reacclimate Yourself To Real Life After A Renaissance Faire

10. Pitching tent in bedroom a no-no.

9. So long turkey legs, hello fajita wraps!

8. Stop yelling "Knocketh it off, Leonardo" at aircrafts flying overhead.

7. Re-establish use of "you know" for conversational filler instead of "in sooth".

6. Change usage of "jerkin" from noun to verb.

5. Give finger instead of biting thumb.

4. Men, shave beard and rediscover normal face.

3. Women, shave legs and rediscover normal men.

2. "Asshole" instead of "Sirrah".

1. Flush.

Contributed by: Lady Rhubarb
Thursday, August 28, 2003

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