Humor - Two Cowboys

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head, and wraps her hands around her neck in the universal distress sign for choking. 

The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her butt cheek a lap with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. 

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

Contributed by: Nancy Carr
Sunday, December 21, 2003

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